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Born to Rock Big Protein Cookie hero
Big Protein Cookie studio angle
Big Protein Cookie studio couch lifestyle
Big Protein Cookie gym bench lifestyle
Big Protein Cookie macro
Big Protein Cookie in palm showing size
Big Protein Cookie 12-count lineup
Born to Rock Big Protein Cookie hero
Big Protein Cookie studio angle
Big Protein Cookie studio couch lifestyle
Big Protein Cookie gym bench lifestyle
Big Protein Cookie macro
Big Protein Cookie in palm showing size
Big Protein Cookie 12-count lineup
Born to Rock Big Protein Cookie hero
Big Protein Cookie studio angle
Big Protein Cookie studio couch lifestyle
Big Protein Cookie gym bench lifestyle
Big Protein Cookie macro
Big Protein Cookie in palm showing size
Big Protein Cookie 12-count lineup
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Numbered first run — only 100 made
Play mode by day, rock lullabies at night

🎸 Built for Play. Tuned for Sleep.

Born to Rock BIG PROTEIN COOKIE — First Run (Reserve · $0 Today)

$23.99
✓An activity gym AND a sleep aid in one — play mode and wind-down mode
✓Five hanging toys: guitar, drum, mic, star, and soft book
✓Electronic kick-piano — every kick lights a key and plays a note
✓Gentle rock lullabies and soft guitar solos for tuck-in time
✓ $0 charged until it ships ✓ Secure checkout ✓ Only 100 — first come, first served
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Numbered First Run star badge
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Every First Run gym carries its own number — yours is never reused.
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This is a pre-order. The first run ships when manufacturing completes — we'll email you every production update, and you can cancel for a full refund any time before your gym ships. Limited first run of 100. When it's gone, it's gone.
What comes with it? +
The round quilted play mat, two arched canopy bars, five hanging toys (guitar, drum, mic, star, and soft book), the tummy-time pillow, and the electronic kick-piano. No app, no screen — everything happens on the mat.
When does it ship? +
This is the First Run pre-order. We email every production milestone, and you can cancel for a full refund any time before your gym ships.
How does the music work? +
Two modes. Play mode: sounds respond to your baby — kicks light the piano keys and play notes, and the hanging toys rattle and chime. Wind-down mode: the gym shifts to gentle rock lullabies and soft guitar solos to ease your little one toward sleep.
What makes the First Run special? +
A numbered First Run star badge, a Born To Rock sticker sheet in the box, and your name in the Founders credits. Only available in the first run of 100.
Born to Rock Big Protein Cookie hero
Born to Rock BIG PROTEIN COOKIE — First Run (Reserve · $0 Today)
$23.99
$0
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16g
plant protein · 10g fiber
12
giant soft-baked cookies

Remember when a snack was never actually enough?

The giant cookie with a work ethic — 16g plant protein, 10g fiber, big enough to be a whole meal break.

Gas-Station Pastry
Gas-Station Pastry
The Giant Cookie
The Giant Cookie

Why People Are Obsessed

The Giant Cookie With a Work Ethic
The Giant Cookie With a Work Ethic
Big Protein Cookie — core mechanic. Final copy: angles file, benefit 1.
16g Plant Protein · 10g Fiber, Soft-Baked
16g Plant Protein · 10g Fiber, Soft-Baked
Big Protein Cookie — macros. Final copy: angles file, benefit 2.
Plant-Based and Nobody Can Tell
Plant-Based and Nobody Can Tell
Big Protein Cookie — plant based. Final copy: angles file, benefit 3.
Big Enough to Be a Whole Meal Break
Big Enough to Be a Whole Meal Break
Big Protein Cookie — meal-sized. Final copy: angles file, benefit 4.
Fiber That Keeps the Show Running
Fiber That Keeps the Show Running
Big Protein Cookie — fiber. Final copy: angles file, benefit 5.
White Chocolate Macadamia You'll Crave
White Chocolate Macadamia You'll Crave
Big Protein Cookie — white chocolate. Final copy: angles file, benefit 6.

How It Works

1
Unwrap
It fills your whole hand.
2
Take Your Time
Big enough to be the whole break.
3
Feel Full
16g plant protein, 10g fiber — actually enough.

Everything Inside the Big Protein Cookie

16g Plant Protein
And nobody can tell.
10g Fiber
Keeps everything running.
Giant Size
A whole event, not a snack.
White Choc Macadamia
You'll crave it.
Nursery-Showpiece Design
Matte black, amber sunburst, and gold with the star motif.
Volume-Limited Sound
Tuned to gentle, nursery-safe listening levels.
Two Modes in One
Play mode by day, wind-down mode at night.
Child-Safe Materials
Soft, baby-safe fabrics made for ages 0-12 months.
First Production Run

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The first run of Born to Rock BIG PROTEIN COOKIE (12 giant cookies · White Choc Macadamia, $23.99) is limited. Reserve now for $0 — you pay only when it ships, and you can cancel free anytime before then. First-run price locks for life on subscription.

First-Run Price Locked
Your price never goes up on subscription.
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30-Day Returns
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Big Protein Cookie vs. The Usual Stuff

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The Usual Stuff
Size
Giant
Fun-size disappointment
Protein
16g plant
3g
Fiber
10g
1g
Satisfaction
A full meal break
Hungry in 20 minutes
Hanging toys
Guitar, drum, mic, star, soft book
Generic rings and rattles
Availability
Numbered first run of 100
Mass-produced year-round

A snack that feels like a win. 🤘

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